August 22, 2003
Decrypting The Secret Code of Doctors Link to article

Strange mark on forehead
Widemouth imprint, looks like Schlitz
Acute UBI

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August 21, 2003
Fired Water Board Spokesman Makes Excuses For Photos Of His Ass Link to article

Adjusted the lights
Applied oil for "Buttshot"
Accidentally

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August 20, 2003
Rats And Fleas Swarm Over South Philly Neighborhood Link to article

Elmwood Fleas sing, dance
Rumble with the Reedland Rats
A pest-side story

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August 19, 2003
Lawyer Suspended Over Explicit E-mail Link to article

Nude old man in tights
Shows up, grinning: Saddle up
Old horse-fat is here

- Clampants [ 10:19 AM ] Haikus (0)
August 18, 2003
Man Shoots Six at His Surprise Party Link to article

Is the band set up?
Is the catering ready?
Surprise this, assholes

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