August 29, 2003
Black Widow Infestation Closes School Link to article

Bullies new tactics
They take all your lunch money
And then they eat you

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August 28, 2003
Moonshine Victims Show Up In GA Hospitals Link to article

Tainted bootlegged hooch
Doctors find mites, ticks, and fleas
Uncle Jesse's beard

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August 26, 2003
Man Finds Woman's Ashes In Thrift Store Link to article

Spread amongst the slacks
Memorial of stained briefs
Wanted it this way

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August 25, 2003
Clothing Companies Go To Court Over The Number 22 Link to article

Abercrombie sues
Can't profit from shitty clothes
Wrinkled khaki suit

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