September 12, 2003
Bolshoi Theater Struggles with 'Heavy' Ballerina 
Sergei's legs shaking
It's just like "Fantasia"
Swan Lake gets displaced
- Clampants [ 02:20 PM ]
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September 11, 2003
One-Legged Boyfriend Accused Of Assaulting 250-Poung Girlfriend
The dog ate my leg
I ate the dog's leash, but then
Vicki ate the dog
- Clampants [ 02:47 PM ]
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September 09, 2003
RIAA Slaps 12-Year-Old With Lawsuit
Dancing, holding hands
"Litigious and you know it"
Uncle Jesse weeps
- Clampants [ 11:40 AM ]
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