October 03, 2003
Adrienne Samen's Wedding Melee 
She got upset when
Groom called her "Billy Baldwin"
Bride-bites are good luck
- Clampants [ 03:02 PM ]
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October 02, 2003
Not-So-New Corporate-Child-Naming Explored 
Parents' misgivings
Engine fire means he's gone
Their Camry recalled
- Clampants [ 09:50 PM ]
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US Judge Rules "Redskins" Nickname Not Offensive
Similar ruling
Fat men in dresses, pig snouts
Were found offensive
- Clampants [ 08:48 AM ]
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September 30, 2003
Boston Probes Gorilla Escape
Journalists love this
Get to use the word "warthog"
A.P. style: one word
- Clampants [ 08:45 AM ]
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