October 14, 2003
Lobsterman To Appear In Court On Marijuana Charge Link to article

Bad lobsterman puns
About "pot" and "hot water"
Butter in the court

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October 13, 2003
Monkey Brain Implant Called "Breakthrough" Link to article

Union files complaint
Robotic-Arm Local 12
Efficient monkies

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