October 31, 2003
Earth Fears Worst As Sun Continues To Explode Link to article

Sun-proof flare shelter
Stock up on beans, deviled ham
First West Nile, now this

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October 30, 2003
Skunk-Apes Plague The South Link to article

Monkey-owner's suit
"The city's harassing us
Mugway's no Skunk-Ape"

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October 28, 2003
Dunkin Donuts Phases Out Plain Cruller Link to article

Your shape, time were long
Cruller's tale comes full circle
The donut of life

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October 27, 2003
Man Accused of Stealing 440 Left Shoes Link to article

Ichiro's secret
Slap hitter is played to pull
Rookie of the year

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Man Arrested For Public Display Of 'Porno Pants'Link to article

Office asslessness
Dress-down porno-pant Fridays
Pleated khaki thong

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