November 06, 2003
What Are the Odds of Dying? 
Asbestos PJs
And don't get crushed by reptiles
Dad's words of wisdom
- Clampants [ 09:19 AM ]
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November 04, 2003
Voodou Believer Pours Pepper Alcohol Down Her Pants 
Nasty bathroom switch
Cayenne Preperation H
Don Zimmer's hot seat
- Clampants [ 03:43 PM ]
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November 03, 2003
Hyper Cow Adds Caffeine To "Rev Up Teen Market" 
Simpsons' Poochy-esque
"Proactively make milk hip"
ADHD cow
- Clampants [ 09:57 AM ]
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