November 14, 2003
5% Of Major League Ballplayers Test Positive For Steroids Link to article

Park funding falls through
"Mega Ultra Fuel Co Fieldhouse"
Ozzie Canseco

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November 13, 2003
'Bottoms Up, Panties Down' Shirts Pulled By Frat Link to article

A proud Greek system
Academics, brotherhood
Put it in the hole

[Via the Obscure Store]

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November 12, 2003
"Seatmen" and "Dashladies" Attempt To Slip Into The US Link to article

Standard heated seats
To avoid them cooling down
Please, feed them daily

[more pictures at Boing Boing]

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November 10, 2003
Lingerie Maker Stops Smoking with High-Tech Underwear Link to article

New bad pickup line
"Can I breathe through your bra pad?"
Nicoderm seamless

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