Backwards Walker Makes It Into The News

Guy who hops a lot
Got bumped out of the headlines
Cheektowaga, man

[via Fark]

Sears Launching "Urban Shops"

Platinum drill press
Grandmaster Bob Villa, seen?
Hey, whatever sells...

[I wonder if this is what they mean by "urban"]

Border Agents Make Bologna Bust

"We were alerted
By the man's bad back acne"
Lunchmeat pinkmarket