Woman Trampled in Fla. Shopping Rush

Patty was lucky
If it was $10 less
Eviscerated

[As a followup, it looks like the trampled woman has a history of making injury claims,
including 9 at Wal-mart stores...via the ObscureStore]

Dodge Plans Lingerie Bowl

Lee Iacocca
In a bra, near-side hashmarks
Lawrence Taylor cries

[Thanks to Chr|s for this]

FBI Opens "Zero Files," Hamburgler On The Run

Actors' eavesdropping
Dirty Dancing in my head
KILL KILL ROBBLE KILL