January 09, 2004
Scientists Discover Luminous Squid Link to article

Bobtail ground-effects
20,000 League bling-bling
2 fast, 2 inky

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January 08, 2004
Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions Link to article

Studies have shown that
Food in a bottomless bowl
Ends up in your lap

[via RebeccaBlood]

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January 07, 2004
Girl Scouts Attend Cookie-Sales Bootcamp Link to article

Neat, green shoulder sash
Adorned with the "Cold Call" badge
The Glengarry leads

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January 05, 2004
7-Year-Old Gets Stuck In Stuffed Animal Game Machine Link to article

Fifty cents from dad
Plus some deft claw handling
Could have saved his son

[via the Obscure Store]

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