January 23, 2004
Restaurant Keeps Brain Sandwiches On Menu Despite Mad Cow Link to article

Angry customers
Creutzfeldt holes bring out flavor
Mm, young fresh veal brains

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January 21, 2004
Bush Targets Same-sex Marriage Link to article

"Cultural Time Bomb"
Tick tick boom! We're all gay now!
Meet George Bush-Cheney

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January 20, 2004
Spam E-Mail Plays on Men's Deepest Fear Link to article

Spam plays on my fears
about having small breasts and
septic tank problems

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