January 30, 2004
Georgia Schools Consider Banning The Word "Evolution" 
Just changing the word
Is like eating squirrel brain
But calling it lunch
- Clampants [ 01:18 PM ]
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January 29, 2004
James Brown's Mug Shot 
Sex machine's secret
Green patterned terry-cloth robe
Filthy McNasty
- Clampants [ 09:22 AM ]
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January 28, 2004
Kaba KICK! 
Poor kid, kaba-kicked
He wanted Hungry Hippos
not Headwound Hippos
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- Clampants [ 09:06 AM ]
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