New Orleans' Looks To Ban Low-Riding Pants

My low self-esteem
Manifests in my ass-crack
Nelly's cry for help

Boy Suspended Over Cookie Threat

Tom Ridge: "Red alert!"
Known Keelber Elf sleeper-cell
Fudge-dipped ricin crisps

Auto Makers Cash In On Hip-Hop's "Phatness"

Old, rich, white execs
Moving plants to Mexico
Tickles their bozacks

Man Eats Own Toes

Butane gas pairings
Nutty ethane with salmon
and a toe chutney