Boston Archbishop Calls Feminism a "Societal Ill"

Should I be relieved
An old man will wash my feet
But not a woman's

Uri Geller Protests ABC Adoption Show

Uri's show concept
Rub thumb along infant's spine
Dubbed "Bend My Baby"

Wine, Cigars, Deer Head -- Charge It To Uncle Sam

Ashcroft's enhancement
Switched his ears with deer antlers
Veil covers his rack

Explosive Device Found Wrapped In Kielbasa

Shoe-bomber takes notes
"Half-pound boneless veal, spices"
Polska Air Jordans

DVD Player Edits Out Offensive Materials

Titles edited
"How Stella Got Her Groove Back"
Is renamed "Ben-Hur"