May 12, 2004
Gap Inc. Admits 'Hazardous Conditions" In Factories 
Arms crushed and splintered
When you fall into the gap
Entrail-striped polos
- Clampants [ 05:02 PM ]
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May 11, 2004
McDonlalds Trademarks "I Am Asian"
New McMarketing
"I am morbidly obese"
Followed by "TM"
- Clampants [ 10:44 AM ]
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May 10, 2004
Idaho Firm Creates "Butt Kicking Machine"
Woman in photo
She's just gotten her ass kicked
Sandy Bin Laden
- Clampants [ 03:19 PM ]
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