June 25, 2004
Cheney Said To Aim Profanity At Senator Link to article

Zombie Dick rebuffed
Cheney yearns for Leahy's brain
"Just a taste? No? Fuck!"

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June 24, 2004
Reverend Sun Myung Moon Coronated 'Messiah' By US Congress Link to article

Hak Ja Han Moon screams
"I have grown the largest beets!"
Queen of the 4-H

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