Pentagon Has Yet To Approve Orders For Armored Humvees

Rumsfeld hooks it up
"Please Xzibit, pimp my ride!"
Armor by Mad Mike

Man Fined For Coating Hotel Room With Vaseline

Motel 6 slogan
We'll leave the lube out for you
Occupancy slips

New Worry For Cell Phones: Tight Pants

Next Swedish study
"Effects of firm buttocks on
WiFi devices"

[Via Gizmodo]