Ala. Judge Wears Ten Commandments on Robe

Morals on his robe
But nothing on underneath
Christ goes commando

Pedro Martinez All But Signs With Mets

Bobby Bonilla
Looks up from his poker hand
"Hey Mo, Pedro's here."

Armstrong Wristbands Called Patient Safety Risk

Confused EMTs
Toss beer cup on stroke victim
Blame "Baller ID"