January 07, 2005
Sick Viewer Sues 'Fear Factor'
Couch potato sues
Contracted blight and soft spots
Au gratin rodents
- Clampants [ 03:03 PM ]
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January 06, 2005
Court Allows 24-Foot Lighted Backyard Cross
Cross zaps mosquitos
Luring them with CO2
Saves His barbeque
- Clampants [ 10:25 AM ]
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January 04, 2005
Wiener Wagon Hotbed Of Sin
Orgy Skorgy yells
Oh, your mother sells hot dogs!
Franks and beans dinner
- Clampants [ 11:19 AM ]
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January 03, 2005
Woman Wants to Cleanse Colons in Her Home
Setting precedents
Utah's "Enema District"
Neighborhood don't-watch
- Clampants [ 01:24 PM ]
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