January 07, 2005
Sick Viewer Sues 'Fear Factor' Link to article

Couch potato sues
Contracted blight and soft spots
Au gratin rodents

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January 06, 2005
Court Allows 24-Foot Lighted Backyard Cross Link to article

Cross zaps mosquitos
Luring them with CO2
Saves His barbeque

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January 04, 2005
Wiener Wagon Hotbed Of Sin Link to article

Orgy Skorgy yells
Oh, your mother sells hot dogs!
Franks and beans dinner

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January 03, 2005
Woman Wants to Cleanse Colons in Her Home Link to article

Setting precedents
Utah's "Enema District"
Neighborhood don't-watch

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