Speaker To Students: Stripping Can Be Lucrative

Eigth-graders busted
Tetherball court gets crowded
For every inch

Fake Love Tokens Fool Flies

Heart-shaped box of rocks
Copulate, but invest less
My Valentine's day

Protestor Cited For Obscenity For 'Bushit' Sign

Coffeeshop closed down
Violation of the law
"Try our new spiced chai"

[via Morons.org]

Sale Of Spanking Tool Points Up Larger Issue

A neutral object
A chain and a basement cage
Hands are for loving