January 28, 2005
Massive Cow Manure Fire Burns For Third Month Link to article

Blizzards might be bad
But shit-fires are much worse
Ice-melt, potpourri

- Clampants [ 08:22 AM ] Haikus (1)
January 26, 2005
Comment spam can go to hell

So, you might notice a few things around here...today, I saw that Fivesevenfive had become innundated with god-forsaken comment spam...and in order to add a blacklisting feature, I had to upgrade my install of MovableType (the blogging engine behind fivesevenfive). Sadly, this install has not gone so well, and exporting all the old entries and comments lost 90% of the comments...your haikus. And that makes me sad and angry.

This is an example of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." But the god-damnned spammers forced my hand.

- Clampants [ 10:57 AM ] Haikus (2)
Second Storm Dumps More Snow On Boston Link to article

Do cartoon swear marks
Count as haiku syllables?
.....

- Clampants [ 10:13 AM ] Haikus (1)