July 15, 2005
Original Cooter Boycotts The New 'Hazzard'

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Family game night
"Moonshine" on a triple word
Mother's daisy dukes

- Clampants [ 09:38 AM ] Haikus (3)
July 13, 2005
Kennedy Rips Santorum for 2002 Column

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Living in Boston
I now lust after dolphins
Sanitarium

- Clampants [ 03:17 PM ] Haikus (2)
July 12, 2005
Koreans Nix Cabbage Inside Baseball Caps

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Count: won bok, three strikes
There is no joy in Doosan
Kim Chee had struck out

- Clampants [ 12:37 PM ] Haikus (1)
July 11, 2005
Hidden Porn Steals Show For Grand Theft Auto

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Parental alert
Michael Jackson's "Moonwalker"
Rescue the children

- Clampants [ 11:20 AM ] Haikus (2)