Comcast Addresses Bill To 'Bitch Dog'

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McDieting Craze Heats Up

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Cheeseburger diet
Death helps shed those pesky pounds
Da da duh da daaa

People Trampled In Used Computer Sale Frenzy

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Switched my place in line
This dude had a folding chair
And it was like "Bam"