September 02, 2005
FEMA Director Fired From Prior Job At Horse Assoc.

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My experience
Gardening and mowing lawns
Next FBI chief!

- Clampants [ 10:04 AM ] Haikus (0)
September 01, 2005
Katrina Refugees Told To Make Room For Football Fans

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Quality matchup
Hurricanes vs Refugees
Life must go on...yikes

- Clampants [ 03:37 PM ] Haikus (2)
August 31, 2005
Zombies Descend On 'American Idol' Tryouts

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Arrrrrgh...me...did again
Played with your brain...lost in...game
But, "I don't get it."

- Clampants [ 01:10 PM ] Haikus (1)