Man Who Told Cheney To 'Go F*** Yourself' Profiled

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Zombie Cheney thinks
"Me...not...go to...Cafepress"
Then eats his own brains

Soviet Space Monkey Pants On eBay

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Macaque small monkey
Space stains on leather codpiece
Condition, perfect

George Washington's Rules Of Civility

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Play not the peacock
Lest ye regal tail-feathers
Become shat upon