September 30, 2005
Doctor Imposter Steals Ambulance, Carts Deer

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Fifty CCs musk
Six-point buck is flatlining
Bambi, I reckon

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September 28, 2005
[Photo] Potato Spill Snarls Traffic

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Tuna Helper truck
Slams into Homestyle Bakes rig
Betty Crocker Thruway

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September 27, 2005
Boston ER Visits Tumbled During 2004 Playoffs

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Pricey elixer
Red Sox homeopathy
Moustache of Buckner

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