Bush, Soldiers Lumber Through Staged Videoconference

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Please, say it again
It is pronounced "Mah-klel-an"
Next, Ashlee Simpson

MN Vikings Cruise Was Allegedly A Sex Party

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Dildos, dongs, and vibes
Smoot: "It was just shuffleboard"
Purple, uh, helmets

Cheney's Halliburton Stock Options Rose 3,281% Last Year

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Cheney's zombie-fund
Million-dollar drool bib
Severed heads and ties

Dad's Bad Ass Minivan

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Got a drive shaft loop?
Wood paneling, wire wheels
K-car quarter mile