Miami Police To Thwart Terrorists Through 'Random Shows of Force'

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"As an example, uniformed and plainclothes officers might surround a bank building unannounced, contact the manager about ways to be vigilant against terrorists and hand out leaflets in three languages to customers and people passing by, said police spokesman Angel Calzadilla."

I love the concept of a swat team randomly descending on and surrounding a bank...in the name of public safety.

Chief: "Out-jihad them"
Police bomb schools for safety
Operation: "Huh?"

Longer Needles Needed For Fatter Butts

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"Two-thirds of the 50 patients in the study did not receive the full dosage of the drug, which instead lodged in the fat tissue of their buttocks, researchers from The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin said in a presentation to the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America."

State intelligence
Long, thin aluminum tubes
Saddam's big booty

Ex-FEMA Head Starts Disaster Planning Firm

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Thanks Chris!

"Former FEMA Director Michael Brown, heavily criticized for his agency's slow response to Hurricane Katrina, is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm to help clients avoid the sort of errors that cost him his job."

Pesky well-laid plans?
What can Brown fuck up for you
Heck of a pay-check