Card Depicts Santa Protecting Children With Handgun

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Thanks, Kat...this is pure idiocy.

"Santa Claus points a handgun at a masked terrorist on a Christmas card that John Michael Snyder, public affairs director of the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, sends this year to a number of recipients."

Gun-totting Santa
Leaves freaky, pin-head baby
Ho Hole in your head

The Ten Bird Roast

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Take one 18lb turkey... and stuff it with nine other birds....The ten-bird roast is being championed by celebrity chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, who has deemed it "one of the most spectacular and delicious roasts you can lay before your loved ones at Yuletide".

A haiku's too short
It's a sonnet worth of meat
Thou art a bustard