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"The poll by UK charity Developing Patient Partnerships showed more than a third of men and a quarter of women have a drink to cope with stress...Of the 1,000 people polled, 27% of men and 23% of women said they would light up a cigarette in such situations...Almost one third said IT-related problems were a major source of stress."
After jug of "Boone's"
Tubgirl starts to look foxy
Wine and spam party
[link | http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/ | via the Obscure Store]
"Quite some distance from the mainstream, however, is his pledge to execute -- by impalement in front of the State Capitol -- terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, child abusers, repeat drunken drivers and anybody who preys on the elderly."
Jon the impaler
Platform of dirt, rats, coffins
Statewide garlic ban
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"We must force the government to stop the bird migration," Zhirinovsky said. "We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops ... and force migratory birds to stay where they are."
Everyone get straws!
Drink! Drink deeply my comrades!
No more tsunamis
[link | Via BoingBoing]
Comic genius. If you aren't familiar with Monsieur Goatse...well, I...um, yeah.
May offend...oh my
The vast gaping maw of smut
Tears minds asunder
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"Pereles said she did not realize her son was drinking a concoction of white rum, gin, vodka, triple sec, Coke and sweet-and-sour mix until it was too late. The boy's eyes became glazed and he began to laugh uncontrollably, according to a report."
Enraged drunk at bar
Spits virgin appletini
In the neighborhood