[link | via Bostonist]
"Kimberly Lynn Dasilva, 40, of Hull, who hosts sex toy parties and sells adult gift baskets from an Internet site, was arrested Friday night after FBI agents and State Police raided her home...Dasilva told the agents that she sent the packages, which contained condoms filled with Drano and gasoline, and that she didn't think they would explode, even though she had learned from the Internet that the items could cause an explosion when combined..."
The people versus
Ms. Treated's Dildo Sales, Inc.
Condom-bombed, i'm next
[link | via the Obscure Store]
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed. "It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from some kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks like bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds. It's all over."
In-flight snack: All-bran
Fly the friendly, septic skies
JetBrown's US hub
[link | Thanks Todd!]
"According to our Oz photo interpretation bureau (Clinton Bird), the vehicle in question is at an altitude of three of four metres and doing about 80 knots."
Throw it into "up"
Australian for gearshift
Pimp my crop-duster