[link | via BoingBoing]
Lantos, to Cisco: Is your company ashamed?
Cisco: (Begins to talk about products that Cisco sells.)
Lantos: Just answer me directly. The totality of the things that you and the other three companies have done, are you proud of it or are you ashamed of it?
Knock knock at your door
"YahooOOOOOO are under arrest."
Revenue blood-stream
[actual letter | via The Consumerist]
"I am disgusted as I write this note to you about the miserable experience I am having sitting in seat 29E on one of your aircrafts. As you may know, this seat is situated directly across from the lavatory, so close I can reach out my left arm and touch the door."
It only gets worse (better?) from there, including a drawing of a passenger's behind the author's face...or, as the author calls it, "a pornographic jigsaw puzzle."
Ronald Reagan's plea
"Gorby, tear down this stink shield!"
Iron curtain wish
"'I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water.'...[Jasmine] Roberts' graph shows the toilet water, shown in red, had less bacteria in most cases than the ice inside shown in blue, and the ice from drive-through windows shown in green. Roberts' teacher says he wasn't surprised either."
Chili-cooked fingers
Taste better than on-the-hand
Fribble in the loo
"Jeremy Scott's bio states that his, 'collections are narcissistic without apology, theatrical beyond compare, and designed for women who love to dress up and play the part of ultimate diva.' The ultimate double-whopper with cheese and bacon diva, that is."
Shell, hot. Liner, cool
Hip reversable parka
McDLT style