USC Guard Hoaxed By Faux Co-ed Chat-Chick

[link | more at TailRank]

"Victoria was a hoax UCLA co-ed, created by Cal's Rally Committee. For the previous week, 'she' had been chatting with Gabe Pruitt, USC's starting guard, over AOL Instant Messenger. It got serious. Pruitt and several of his teammates made plans to go to Westwood after the game so that they could party with Victoria and her friends."

He: bounce pass 2 u
She: Roll on the floor laughing
Don't want to b u

Drunk Neurosurgeon Arrested In Operating Room

[link | via the ObscureStore]

"When deputies attempted to intervene, Castro-Moure allegedly shouted obscenities and used his arm and clenched fist to keep them at bay, officials said....Although the deputies arrested Castro-Moure on suspicion of public intoxication -- based upon both his behavior and the smell of alcohol on his breath -- Eskridge said the doctor was so uncooperative that deputies could not adequately test him for intoxication."

"Wait for spinal tools?
I'll use this broken bottle."
Vodka santized