Spring Training is here
Twenty pounds of water weight
Prehistoric fish
- Clampants [2/25/02]

New dog, ten weeks old
Poop on my Carl Everett shirt
Hot Carl on my chest
- Clampants [12/31/01]

I am "good people"
"A true leader," Manny says.
Join me, butt Kulpa!
- Spoonley [12/29/01]

Two outs in the ninth
Pefect Moose one strike removed
Base hit left center
- Spoonley [in progress, 12/28/01]

I point to the sky
But don't round the basepaths much
Grab crotch for Moyer
- Mandrus [12/28/01]

What is a Hot Carl?
Fuck you all, you racist pigs!
I love John Rocker.
- Johnny Changs [12/27/01]

Wow, that one was close.
I think I will make a scene.
Closer to the plate.
- Johnny Changs [12/27/01]

Ain't no dinosaurs!
Don't lie 'bout evolution!
I come from Pluto.
- Clampants [12/27/01]