The mysterious Mr. Bacon

Not too long ago, the Fivesevenfive offices received a mysterious email, with the subject: "Important messages from Mr. BACON." Sadly, there were no important messages from a Mr. Bacon, just a link with which, I assume, we were to "increase our manhoods." So, we were left with the question: who is Mr. Bacon?

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